Sex Quiz!
I send all my paying clients a questionnaire when we first meet so I can get inside their heads, so it's only fair I do one in return! Copy/paste these questions into your blog, dating profile or text thread with your sweetheart and answer 'em yourself! ✍๐ฝ
ABOUT ME (General):
Age: 26
Sex: ♀the superior one
Race: Caucasian persuasion
Orientation: I fuck women & men but very choosy.
Relationship Status: Unattached except to the Source
Job: Eww
Sign: ♈
Religion: Taracult (founder)
Places You've Traveled: CA, NV, UT, WY, CO, TN, AR, OK, TX, NM
Favorite Food: Manna? (From Heaven)
Fave Drink: Slurpees, IDK? Don't drink booze.
Favorite Season: Summer
Have/Want Kids? NO
Cat or Dog Person? Cats for the attitude; dogs for loyalty
Fave Musical Genre: See here
Social Media Sites: Twitter, Reddit.
Dream Job: I don't have a "dream job," I have a dream LIFE. And for the most part I'm living it.
Smoke Tobacco? Nope
Use Drugs? Ehhh, sometimes. No hard stuff.
SEX QUESTIONS:
Fave Sex Acts: FINGERING, ✂'ing, 69, TOYS (small ones for me), MUTUAL MASTURBATION
Fave Porn Star(s): India Summer, Penny Flame, Vic Alouqua, Kinzie Kinner, Samantha Hayes
Fave Porn Sites: Pornhub, Xhamster, Vk.com, Thisvid.com, Motherless, EroMe, MommysGirl ๐, Biguz.net
Prefer 'Em Older, Younger (Legal Adults) or Same Age? Literally doesn't matter as long as you're not an immature twit.
Sex Toys (Vibrators, Dildos, Anal beads): YES. Wait, NO ANAL BEADS for me!
Spitting in Porn: Hot or Not? No, not hot and totally lazy. Either work for it or use lube.
Golden Shower? Ehh, only on my ๐⬛ or below the waist. Nowhere near the face or mouth. As hot as it can be, I have no desire to taste it or get it near my eyes.
Threesome? Hotter in fantasy than reality due to the jealousy factor. In reality I'd go for 2 ♀ girls if they could act right. Hell, I'd consider more than 2 if the circumstances were right.
Got Any Strange Kinks? Yes.
Have You Ever Shared Your Kink With a Real Partner? Yes. I didn't "confess" but didn't hide it either. They figured it out.
Do Your Friends Know About Your Kinks? God no. I hope not.
Interracial or Stick With Your Own Kind? My "own kind"? Eww, fuck that! I'm American, what IS "my own kind"? Race is not an issue or consideration unless you wanna make it one. Only demographic that's off the table are bigots of any skin tone... especially mine.
Age When You Lost Your Virginity? First time with a girl: an enthusiastic 15. It was awkward and we negotiated for weeks leading up to it. We played with each others boobs and I touched/fingered her 6 times in one night lmao. No kissing or anything else. No nudity even. Very clinical. Just made me want more and more and more and...
First time with a guy: a reluctant 21.
Monogamy or Polyamory? Monogamy, but fuck the serial monogamy/monkey-branching shit! And fucking LEAVE when you realize it's not working! You can't change anyone but yourself, and trying to change your partner is a shitty thing to do unless they've asked you to. Single/happy is 1000x better than miserable in a couple.
Dom or sub? Dom, professional virtual findom to be exact. I abhor pain but love doling it out to masochistic little subs in the form of physical torture, financial draining or social humiliation. Or various and sundry other wicked methods. Whatever I'm in the mood for that they've consented to. ๐
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Playboy or Hustler? Before my time.
Pornhub or Xhamster? Ahh, that one I can answer. Pornhub. But fuck their age verification nonsense.
Cut or Uncut? IDC, just be clean please.
Shaved or Bush? I prefer a little landing strip on myself but also like how it feels shaved. Don't have a preference in a partner.
Top or Bottom? Mutual satisfaction, babyyy.
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