Illiterate & Lazy Piggies

If you ain't looking for this, look elsewhere.

Wow, I knew you guys were smelly & repulsive but who knew you were illiterate too?  My profile clearly says "Findom/pigdrainer" yet I keep getting spammy messages about being a 'sugar baby' and the like.  In case it wasn't clear, I don't JUST want to bleed you of your hard-earned money, I want to hit your ego where it hurts & put you in your rightful place--beneath the crushing weight of my hot pink Stiletto.  Make you bow down and worship the ground I walk on & submit to my every demand.  I need you to understand my lore & why I'm the greatest in the universe, not merely pay my bills.  Any pathetic moid can do that.  I'm trying to start a cult of 2:  you worship me & I smite you.  

I mean I CAN play the role of passive sugarbaby or sweet, demure long distance lovergirl if that's your thing, but my specialty is findom, that's short for financial + domination.  And I don't have time for the "Hey gorgeos, how wold Eleventy-thousandteen dollhairs make do for you?  No no, don't send any picture.  Just follow me to Telecord or Discgram & I make for you de dreams, dey're coming true."   

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Whether I play the role of angelic good girl or demonic temptress, I'll never run off with your $$$ & ghost you or publicly out you to the other piggies (unless you're into that kind of thing).  I do have my standards.  By the time I'm done with you I'll have you on your knees, eating out of my little hand & begging for more.  

I take Bitcoin or CashApp payments only.  Goddesses aren't into paying taxes on their earnings.  If you think you can handle my hot-hot heat, DM me @Piggdrainer on Twitter.  And for fuck's sake, learn how to read!